Fake Mixed Kid. 16. Aristocratic Plebian. Bookworm. Cinephile. Harry Potter.
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jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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"When I firs’ met you, you reminded me o’ me a bit: Mum an’ Dad gone, and you was feelin’ like yeh wouldn’t fit in at Hogwarts, remember? Not sure yeh were really up to it…an’ now look at yeh!." —Hagrid

"When I firs’ met you, you reminded me o’ me a bit: Mum an’ Dad gone, and you was feelin’ like yeh wouldn’t fit in at Hogwarts, remember? Not sure yeh were really up to it…an’ now look at yeh!." —Hagrid

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awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

my sister has this competition going with members of her household, they’ll go around stealing loo roll and the one who steals the most wins. The reigning champion is a guy called gregg and he managed to steal 13 rolls in one evening by hiding them in his car and that is my favourite story to tell bye

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  • Sirius:

    Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?

  • Hagrid:

    No, Dumbledore says you can't.

  • Sirius:

    But, legally, I-

  • Hagrid:

    No.

  • Aurors:

    Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.

  • Sirius:

    But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-

  • Aurors:

    No.

  • Sirius:

    Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.

  • Aurors:

    Dumbledore says you did it.

  • Sirius:

    But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.

  • Aurors:

    You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.